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I’m Getting Divorced (But it’s not what you think!)
I've been living a double life and it's time to come clean.
Greedy Readers, I'm getting a divorce.
Greedy Readers, I'm getting a divorce.
Wait. Hold on!
Please don't text my husband!
It's not what you think!
I'm divorcing... myself.
Here's the thing.
There's the version of me that is soft and cozy. She wants to write about sunshine heroes who remember your coffee order, and know how to snuggle. Who longs for banter-filled rom coms, and small towns where everyone's in your business (but in a loving way). She drinks tea. She uses coasters. She believes in the healing power of a good grovel.
Then there's the unhinged chaos gremlin who lives in my brain rent-free, screaming about monster romance and morally bankrupt shifter kings. She wants fangs. She wants knotting.
She wants "I would burn this world to ash for you" as a love language.
That Evie thinks a red flag is just a fun accessory.
These two have been sharing a pen name like roommates who passive-aggressively label their food, and I must be honest with you…
It's been HELL!
So I'm doing what any reasonable person would do, I'm divorcing myself.
Is this as batsh*t as it sounds?
Probably!
But you never thought I was completely normal, right???
“So who gets what in the divorce?" I can hear you asking.
Let me break it down.
Please don't text my husband!
It's not what you think!
I'm divorcing... myself.
Here's the thing.
There's the version of me that is soft and cozy. She wants to write about sunshine heroes who remember your coffee order, and know how to snuggle. Who longs for banter-filled rom coms, and small towns where everyone's in your business (but in a loving way). She drinks tea. She uses coasters. She believes in the healing power of a good grovel.
Then there's the unhinged chaos gremlin who lives in my brain rent-free, screaming about monster romance and morally bankrupt shifter kings. She wants fangs. She wants knotting.
She wants "I would burn this world to ash for you" as a love language.
That Evie thinks a red flag is just a fun accessory.
These two have been sharing a pen name like roommates who passive-aggressively label their food, and I must be honest with you…
It's been HELL!
So I'm doing what any reasonable person would do, I'm divorcing myself.
Is this as batsh*t as it sounds?
Probably!
But you never thought I was completely normal, right???
“So who gets what in the divorce?" I can hear you asking.
Let me break it down.
Evie Mitchell keeps:
- Contemporary romance
- Dystopian romance
- Rom coms
- Small town cuties
- Motorcycle clubs
- Sassy Boss Babe Heroines
- Heroes who hold your hair back, tell you you're a good girl, and then make you breakfast the morning after.
E.V. Mitchell gets:
- Paranormal Monster Romance
- Romantasy Magic, Myths, and Morally Grey Monsters
- Alpha's with poor impulse control
- Kickass Heroines who know how to wield a sword, and handle a sword
- Heroes who'd make sure no blood gets in your hair while they hack the heads off your enemies....
What this Means for You
"I'm here for the monsters and magic."
Follow @EVMitchellAuthor.
"I'm here for the contemporary stuff."
@EvieMitchellAuthor is still serving up rom coms, small town romance, and the MC Biker boys.
"I'm a chaotic greedy reader who wants both!"
I respect you.
Deeply.
Follow both and enjoy ALL THE READS!
Bring on 2026 and new reads!
