Trick or Trent (EBOOK)
Ryan
I don't look like your typical arson investigator. But I happen to have a knack for solving fires... Pity I'm a failure when it comes to subduing my own burning desires...
After ten years one would assume the flame I carried for my highschool sweetheart would well and truly be extinguished. Not so, it seems.
Trent's returned home, and it appears the sparks are flying in more ways than one.
Trent
I knew returning to Capricorn Cove after nearly ten years wouldn't be a walk in the park. But I didn't expect to be navigating crime scenes with my ex-boyfriend.
Why does Ryan have to look so gorgeous? Why does he have to be so kissable? And since when did he learn to do that with his tongue???
He better be careful, cause I'm about to burn all his walls down.
Warning: This book is complete fluffy nonsense with two men who adore each other, fire, Halloween, and a touch of small-town madness. Welcome to the Dogg Pack!
Ryan
“Shit, shit, shiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!" My sister-in-law's scream echoed through the parking lot from the backseat of the car in which she was sprawled.
Sprawled and currently in labour.
Shit.
Beyond the cars and trees, the gravel lot remained empty of living creatures but for a few crows pecking innocently at the ground.
Shit, shit shit!
"Just breathe, Hazel. In and out, in and out.” I made a huffing sound, trying to act as if I knew what the fuck to do in this situation.
Spoiler alert: I did not.
"Where's the ambulance?" she panted, her face red and blotchy.
That is a damned good question.
"On its way," I promised.
"And James?"
"Also, on his way."
I fucking hope.
Hazel turned her tear-glistening gaze on me. "What am I going to do, Ryan? I can't have this baby here. James hasn't missed one birth. He can't miss this one."
After three kids, you’d think he’d know better.
I looked around the parking lot of the restaurant, Pier Pressure, and silently cursed her craving for burgers.
I should never have listened to her. I should never have given in to a pregnant woman’s pleas. Just one burger, she said. It’ll be fine, she said. The woman is a week overdue and now look at us. Stranded in a carpark with no help and no way of transporting her safely.
I better be named Godfather for this.
"Look, babies take forever, right?” I lied, having no idea despite being the uncle to numerous kidlets. “Don't worry too much. The ambulance will be here any—"
I broke off as Hazel nearly crushed the bones in my hand, her body bowing as she groaned through another contraction.
Despite the overwhelming pain in my hand, I managed to peek at my watch.
Fuck. That's two minutes. Fuck!
I glanced out the car window, desperately searching for someone—anyone—to help me.
"Hey! You! Help!"
The guy turned, the sun at his back blocking me from seeing him clearly.
"Me?" he asked.
"Yeah, I need towels and hot water and—" I stuttered, at a loss for what else I might need. "Can you just… help? My sister's having a baby."
"Shit! I'm on it."
The guy sprinted off as I turned back to Hazel, finding her gripping her knees, her body curved up.
"Ryan—I think she's—"
"Fuck!" I bent and gripped the edge of her skirt. “You okay if I have a lo—”
“Just do it!”
Alright then.
I flicked up her skirts and nearly passed out at the sight of a head coming out of her vagina.
Dear gods above. Women choose to do this?
Fuck, I’m gonna be sick.
No, you got this, Ryan. You have to have this.
Hold it together, dude!
HOLD IT TOGETHER!
Hazel let out a long, low groan, straining as I got into position, ready to catch the baby.
Distantly I heard a car skidding to a halt behind me as Hazel panted through another long contraction.
This will be fine. All will be fine. Everything is fine. Everything is—
"Hazel!"
I sagged in relief at my brother’s familiar bellow.
"Oh, thank god.” I shifted from my kneeling position. “Hurry, James!"
My brother elbowed me out of the way, arriving in time to catch his daughter as she slid silently into the world.
For a second, my heart caught, fear striking deep when she didn't stir.
"Shit! Is she—?"
Just as I was about to ask if she was okay, the baby began to squirm, her little limbs moving as she sucked in her first, deep breath. Her red face screwed up, her tiny rosebud mouth opening to let out an almighty angry scream.
"Oh! Wow!” A hand pressed to my back. “Here are your towels."
Linen was pressed into my arms, and I automatically moved close to where James was placing the baby on Hazel’s chest. I wrapped them in the clean beach towels, mindful of the umbilical cord.
The baby’s eyes blinked open, her limbs settling as the colourful fabric wrapped around her, swaddling her tight.
I stared into her stunning blue eyes, my heart falling at her tiny feet.
"Hey there, little Bubba," I cooed, the sounds of emergency sirens beginning to wail in the background. "I’m your Uncle Ryan. You're gonna be an absolute firecracker, aren't you? Arriving so quickly.”
Her wailing kicked up a notch, her precious face red and flushed. My heart jolted and a rush of protective love flooded over me.
“Such anger! Don't worry, babe. I'll help you slay all your dragons."
I looked up, finding Hazel watching me, tears in her eyes.
"You okay, Mumma?"
She nodded and I stepped back, watching as the family began to bond even as the paramedics swarmed the scene.
"Excuse me, could you move, please? We need to create a bit of space here." One of the paramedics waved me back.
Where were you five minutes ago, dude?
"Great catch, Ryan."
The man’s voice registered, the tone and the timbre achingly familiar. I turned, coming face-to-face with the man who'd broken my heart nearly ten years ago.
I froze, my entire body turning to ice. "T-Trent?"
He held out one of the towels. "You have some blood on your arms."
I looked down, absently noting the red lines. "Oh, right. Thanks."
I absently cleaned myself as I stared at him, registering all the things I’d missed when I’d first spoken to him in my panic.
Oh, dear.
He wore damp board shorts, running shoes and nothing else. Water droplets fell from his curly hair down across his infinitely kissable umber skin, making his chest sparkle in the late afternoon sun. He’d always had an athletic build, but the six-pack he now rocked was new—and intimidating.
Trent had always been attractive, but now he looked like some kind of superhero, all bronze and gorgeous with a hint of helpful mischief while I sat in stark contrast with my pasty-white, almost sickly, complexion and slight stomach pudge.
Time to lay off Karen’s cooking.
My mouth went dry as Trent reached up to brush a stray droplet from his forehead, his bicep and abdomen flexing with the movement.
Why does he look so good? This is fucking torture.
He doesn't. He's the embodiment of the devil, remember?
Objectively, he does. I can’t deny it.
Yes, I can. He looks like he’ll break your heart.
Trent tilted his head to one side. "You look good, Ryan."
And you look like the ex-I-never-want-to-see-again.
I forced a gritted-teeth smile.
"Thanks,” I muttered, aware that he’d caught me in what had to possibly be the third worst way to reconnect with an ex. “What are you doing in town? Visiting your sister?”
"I've moved back."
My gaze whipped up to meet his. "Excuse me? As in… to the Cove?”
"Yeah." He watched me process this news.
Danger Will Robinson, danger!
"I… well,” I cleared my throat. “Welcome back, I guess.”
I guess???? Could I be any more obvious?
Fuck. I better start shopping for one-way tickets to Australia. Are they sending people to the moon yet? What about Mars? Surely a megalomaniac billionaire is interested in Human trials for space expeditions.
Trent tilted his head to one side, a small grin playing on his lips. "Looks like we'll be seeing a lot of each other from now on."
"I don't know about that. Capricorn Cove has grown since you last lived here,” I said, desperately denying his statement.
"Ryan! We need you."
I turned to walk away, calling over my shoulder. "Bye, Trent."
"See you soon, Ryan."
I nearly spluttered.
Over my dead body.
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